The Barnacle CultTired of being bossed around and bullied? Join The Barnacle Cult today and sacrifice your enemies! Within weeks your enemies will be eaten, defecated, and you will dominate again.Join the Cult ⟶ Upcoming Events Observe all of the splendid events “Thanks to you, our bright, positive, and loyal members, the cult is thriving! I appreciate every one of you and your loyalty! Also clean your leg pockets.”— Empress Barnacle