The Barnacle Cult
Tired of being bossed around and bullied? Join The Barnacle Cult today and sacrifice your enemies! Within weeks your enemies will be eaten, defecated, and you will dominate again.
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“Thanks to you, our bright, positive, and loyal members, the cult is thriving! I appreciate every one of you and your loyalty! Also clean your leg pockets.”
— Empress Barnacle
